Shift_Legacy

May 18

Jake: Tell me something reassuring!

Jake: Tell me something reassuring!

(via damnafricawhathappened)

illusionary.sage: 1: Picture of yourself2: A description of my self-esteem3: My... -

illusionarysage:

May 17

I wouldnt mind spending some time here. Imagine what the rainfall sounds like. 

I wouldnt mind spending some time here. Imagine what the rainfall sounds like. 

For all the phonies.

For all the phonies.

May 16

May 15

brain-food:

Jack Bauer. Jason Statham. Batman. 
ZOMBIES DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCEEEEEEE! I just got handed the goddamn dream team. 

Sheldon Cooper. Lil Wayne. Incredible Hulk. I guess Ill be alright. 

brain-food:

Jack Bauer. Jason Statham. Batman. 

ZOMBIES DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCEEEEEEE! I just got handed the goddamn dream team. 

Sheldon Cooper. Lil Wayne. Incredible Hulk. 
I guess Ill be alright. 

(Source: generallydecent)

CAROL WRITE YOUR FUCKING PAPER!

STOP BLOGGING, OR I WILL THROW MY MOUSE AT YOU.

danceingnaked asked: 74, 30, 20

74. What is your favorite book?:
Enders Game. You should read it if you haven’t already. It taught me a lot about the power of will and grinding. That isnt at all the point of the story, but thats what I took from it. And thats followed closely by Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, which inspired me to start writing and find that passion. 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?:
Of course they do. We all make mistakes, thats how we grow.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?:
Im starting to realize a lot of things
-There are a few pivotal things that separate us from wild animals
-Dont listen to Skrillex while riding through city traffic
-I can trick myself into perceiving the slowing of time by continuously looking at the clock
-A strong body is nothing without a strong mind
-Cardio is very important
-Most problems can be solved with water, love, music or not being lazy 
-Put those all together, and you might end up having sex
-I should have developed better health habits as a child, but I was too busy being a child 
-What other people think of you is none of your business. 

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carolino asked: 26. 44. 55. 78.

I really hope these were all random, because theyre ridiculous. They’re so ridiculous, that Im gonna answer them all with GIFS.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Thats my real huuurrrrr right thurrrrr 

44. Do you tan in the nude?
But, Im so hot I light on fire. 

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
AMURICAH! 

78. Who would you like to see in concert? 
DAT SHIT CRAY.